Cat Poop Cookies
Chocolate Ingredients:
- 1/2 c Honey
- 2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard
- 1 Egg
- 1 ts Vanilla extract
- 2 c Whole wheat flour
- 1/3 c Cocoa powder
- Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
Gingerbread Ingredients:
- 1/4 c Honey
- 1/4 c Molasses
- 2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard
- 1 Egg
- 2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
- Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste
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- Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
Mix-Ins:
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spaghetti or ramen noodles, cooked - (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
"puffy pastel things" * -find at Chinese restaurants
*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
packing pellets-I haven't tried this
To make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the
butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer
cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the
other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs
of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grapenuts and bake
at 350 degrees till done (maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you
never know).
Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
litter scoop. I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop
with melted chocolate or pudding. I imagine brown sugar might work as a
substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. This recipe
worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already
decorated with plastic flies.
From: Anne P. Mitchell JD k