What kind of tee-shirts to ghost wear?
Boo-Tee's
(thanks to Leslie for this cute joke)

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vaccum cleaners are too heavy.

 

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A Poultrygiest.

 

What's a ghost's favorite food?
I scream and boo-berry pie.

 

How does a witch tell time?
With a witch watch.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a werewolf?
A hamburger that bites back!

 

What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spook-etti!

 

Who did the ghost take to the dance?
His ghoul friend.

 

Why didn't the teacher believe the little ghost?
She could see right through him.

What does a witch ask for when she checks into a hotel?
If they have broom service.

 

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare-spray.

 

What do clocks say on Hallowe'en?
"Tick or treat!"

 

Where do ghosts shop?
Boo-tiques!

What's a ghost's favorite sandwich?
Boo-loney.

 

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