Easter Jokes

Cool Easter jokes with more jokes and quizzes of all kinds to come

Where does a bunny go when it dies?
To the hare-after.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Why does the easter bunny have such a shiny nose?
His powder puff's on the wrong end.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot Cross bunny.

What do you call circumcision for a rabbit?
A hare cut.

Why do rabbits do so well at school?
They're experts at multiplication.

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!

The man was astonished.

He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." ]

The Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service. "

How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the "Eggs-it".

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

Why couldn't the eggs go out on a hot summer day?

They were afraid they would fry!

What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up!

What part did the egg play in the movies?
He was an "Egg-stra".

What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zosted!

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.

What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
An "Egg Head".

Why didn't the egg play on the computer very much?
His brain would be fried.

What sport are the eggs good at?
Running!

What did the eggs do on the Internet?
They looked for a good egg-site!

Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled.

What website do eggs go on to chat?
"eggs.com"

Why was the father egg so strict?
He was hard-boiled.

What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
You're "Egg-stra special".

What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Why won't eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up".

Why did the egg go to school?
To get "Egg-u-cated".

Why wouldn't the egg take a hot bath?
He didn't want to be hard boiled.

How did the egg roll across the road?
It just rolled, silly!

How do eggs stay healthy?
They "Egg-cercize".

What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Eggplants, silly!

Why was the little girl sad after the race?
Because an egg beater!

Why did the egg go to the baseball game?
For the egg-stra innings!

What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
Egg yolks!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An "Egg-stra terrestial".

What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
I have no idea, but I bet it's messy!

Why did the egg cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken yet!

What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither--the Easter Bunny!

Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
To the retail store.

Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.

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